Shopping List.txt

Hey Siri, please remove the following from my shopping list: Lead pipes, thalidomide, chlorofluorocarbons, social media, plastic, asbestos, roundup, agent orange, I think I am forgetting a few. Hey Siri, remind me. Oh! Also add pancake mix to the shopping list, but not the generic brand, I am feeling fancy. Also add call mum to the calendar, I think January 3rd is a good date, let's say like 3pm. Oh! vapes, cut vapes from the shopping list, and those single use coffee pods… Actually I am feeling frugal… remove food-delivery and dating apps, streaming services, Airbnb, short-form media, that stuffs like too convenient, like digital opium. But man it is good just droping off from reality for a little, ya know. Anyway drop all that stuff from my shoping list. Add milk and remind me to walk the dog and water the plants. Speaking of, why does the monstera always look like it's on the brink of death? Am I watering it too much? Actually, add those coffee pods back onto the list